Extracting Sunbeams

You know me – I love my many projects. I sure do.
He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers.
Jonathan Swift
While I love my many projects, this project is perhaps one I would not undertake, or at least not for that long.
However, I did plant cucumbers this year. These cucumbers stored many sunbeams. I picked and pickled these cucumbers in hermetically sealed jars and will let out to bring back summer sunbeams whenever I want.